Craziness- Crazy kids Crazy husband!

So yesterday when I got home from my trip I was greeted with this posted on my fridge
NICE RIGHT? I'll get right on this honey since I am getting home at 11 oclock at night and just worked at 12 hour day. No hey thanks for taking the time to put dinner in the crockpot I did the dishes honey= CRAZY HUSBAND
This was written in 1955 and it should stay there!!!!





The good wife's guide

* Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have be thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they get home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.

Hmmm like all the times I have dinner ready and he has came home to tell me his already eaten????

* Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people.

I'm pretty sure this one would go unnoticed

* Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

yeah this whole thing is gay

* Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Run a dustcloth over the tables.

it never goes away 2 children to put it all back as soon as it gets put away

* During the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering to his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

hmmmm sorry honey we don't have a fireplace- NEXT

* Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Encourage the children to be quiet.

Children QUIET? HMMMM NEXT

* Be happy to see him.
* Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
* Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first - remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.
* Don't greet him with complaints and problems.
* Don't complain if he's late for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through at work.

Yeah I will do a little more than complain if he decides to stay out all night


* Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or lie him down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him.
NEXT!!!

* Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing and pleasant voice.
* Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him.
* A good wife always knows her place.

YES MASTER WHATEVER YOU SAY!!!!!


Okay so that's the crazy husband. Here's the crazy kid Drew woke up sometime in the middle of the night- found Derek's bubble tape bubble gum and put a huge wad in his mouth then climb into bed with us and fell asleep. At about 4 am I here him whining to find sticky pink stuff all over him. It took me a while to figure out what it was. Then thank God for google- the only thing I could remember was icecubes which was not going to work on a 2 years olds face. The other options were baby oil and peanut butter- I chose baby oil and thank goodness it worked- it's still in his hair though- hopefully I can get it out today otherwise we may have to shave his head again. GOOOD TIMES!!!!!